1 - Go to "wikipedia." Hit “random” or go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random.
The first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2 - Go to "Random quotations" or go to http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3.
The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.

3 - Go to flickr and click on “explore the last seven days” or go to http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days.
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

4 - Use photoshop, paint, or similar to put it all together.




Nightrise: you haven't a chance


I went with the third image going down, instead of left-to-right. Hope that's not cheating 8-O

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In other news....

I haven't spoken to my sister since Thursday. She's not the kind of person you can call after something like that. She has to call you, or she'll take advantage of your "weakness", which is what her ego sees it as.
Just wish that ego didn't run in the family.

Our mother, our aunt, and nearly every one born from our grandmother's first marriage is like that... including me. I just didn't have the family influence to reinforce it.
It's still there, though. Like the monster in the closet... you can't see it, but you know it's waiting to open the door and attack you if the covers aren't over your head.

As soon as they figure out how to remove specific genetic material, someone please let me know. I want this full-of-crap one gone.

Yes, it's my sister's age, as well. Everyone goes through that "I'm better than you" phase at some point in their twenties.
But, if the other relatives are any indication, it doesn't get any better with age. Just more pathetic.

And, yes, the guys are affected, too... from what some in my family have filled me in on.
Lot's of drinking (addiction problems to the 50th power, which is probably why I still smoke).
Lots of fights.
I'd be willing to bet lots of jail time.

I've always felt that, if I ever started drinking, I wouldn't stop. Now I know why... because I'd end up just like them.
It doesn't help that the only alcohol I've ever tried, and liked, was the hard stuff; and I've seriously been craving whiskey... a little more than the desert craves the rain.

I'm not going to buy any (mainly because I don't have enough money to blow on it right now), but I sure's hell want to.
I REALLY freakin' want to.


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